tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14557981020937481222011-11-27T17:55:17.954-06:00If I'm grinning... run.Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.comBlogger151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-79728247893732565222007-10-08T20:54:00.000-05:002007-10-09T14:35:11.499-05:00

Hello faithful readers! It is with a great deal of pride that I move ongoing Mock Mark blog posts to http://www.newsgroper.com/mark-cuban/ to introduce News Groper aficionados to the marvelous world that is Mock Mark.The content remains as poignant and bang-on as ever - so I invite you to come over and enjoy again and again as I make my new home at News Groper. I've got lots to talk about... :-).

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-10409735952084949792007-09-27T09:55:00.000-05:002007-09-27T10:33:49.915-05:00

Well was I surprised today when none other than Donald Trump called my personal cell today while I was eating breakfast:DT: Mark. Look I will be brief. I have no other choice than to evict you. You have been a source of constant grief for me from day one and I cannot imagine you living in one of my buildings any longer. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not. That's it. You should say something. It's

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-76223686538769924622007-09-26T09:11:00.000-05:002007-09-26T09:59:10.417-05:00

I am so thrilled with my performance last night on "Dancing With The Stars"! Did you see those moves? If you did I hope you voted for me. I am not below begging for some votes - its what a democracy is all about! Kept my hip in check too. Ouch.Not only that, I also showed some ass last night too!! You see that? If you didn't vote for my dancing, vote for my ass cheek - complete with scars from my

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-57176939488536448712007-09-19T12:35:00.000-05:002007-09-19T12:56:39.809-05:00

Yeah ok. I can sing. Someone caught me out at a karaoke joint recently and I broke out into a resounding version of CCR's "Proud Mary". Whoop-de-doo. I'll say it again, any news is NOT good news. Anything for some attention right? Do people really care what I sing about?Now the big news of the day is that I was seen at a Cubs game, sitting with the fans in the outfield. Whoop-de-doo. People, it's

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-15871765508826882842007-09-14T10:49:00.000-05:002007-09-14T11:52:52.575-05:00

GUT CHECK TIME GUYS.One word. MMA.Mixed Martial Arts. Get it? I sure as hell do and I am putting money where my mouth is. Ever see that movie "Bloodsport" with Van Damme? "I too will fight in the Kumite!" Damn straight. I get emotional when that guy gets his back broken. Man that wasn't right. But I would pay to see it."You good fighter... You...... Good." That's what I said with my best Chinese

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-12916233134834077922007-09-05T12:35:00.000-05:002007-09-05T13:09:33.279-05:00

So I get a call from Bill O'Reilly this morning - EARLY this this morning. He wakes me up in fact. I look over at my alarm clock and it's friggin' 3am. It goes something like this:Bill: Mark, it's Bill O'Reilly. Sorry about the ungodly time...Me: Ah huh? What? (I am still half asleep!)Bill: C'mon Mark, this is serious shit. Wake the fuck up! (Yelling)Me: Yeah, what?Bill: I am running with your

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-82488922414603117762007-08-27T08:15:00.000-05:002007-08-27T09:51:22.226-05:00

I have been getting a ton of email this morning about rumors of me joining 'Dancing With The Stars'. Look guys, I told my agent to go out and get some buzz for me - I am tired of making shit up all the time for press all the time. So when he came back to me with this idea ...yeah ok I had a few drinks... it sounded off the chain. My hips don't lie guys. Seriously. If Drexler can do it - so can I.

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-60764062650611898052007-08-19T21:14:00.000-05:002007-08-19T21:21:45.652-05:00

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz... WHA? Huh> Oh hey - how r ya? Haven't made any real headlines lately - just kinda called the Internet dead and thought about buying the Yankees... I know I know, buzz is hard to come by lately. HDNet is kickin' freakin' ass though!! God I love that investment. And I God I love selling my investments too - it's like having sex for the first time, but it isn't - you know? Ahhhhhh!

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-30371013915364670022007-07-20T21:11:00.000-05:002007-07-20T21:29:11.338-05:00

I am personally shocked by the news of an NBA referee betting on the same games as he was officiating from 2005 to 2007.I had called Tim a few choice words during our games but never did I suspect that he had money on the game and then proceed to call the game accordingly. I am stunned really.Sure I believe that some refs have their favorites and are swayed by their personal slants and biases

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-74226223711587749382007-07-17T19:34:00.001-05:002007-07-17T19:35:42.952-05:00

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-17734202797799741542007-07-13T08:10:00.000-05:002007-07-13T08:43:24.890-05:00

You bet. Look, I've got money. I can buy just about anything I want. The Cub(an)s are an institution in Chicago and Wrigley Field is really a mecca for any baseball purist. Those are valuable commodities and I trade in value. What do I really know about baseball? Crap. Basketball is my game, always has been. But I know commodities and there is money to be made here. If Jerry freakin' Jones can

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-47022378808830904202007-07-12T11:06:00.000-05:002007-08-27T09:00:51.372-05:00

I'll just come out with it. I am thinking of buying the Canadian Football League. The whole damn thing. It's a different game up there - wider fields and only 3 downs to get 10 yards, and I hate to say it but they got bigger balls too - the point being there are differentiators between us (CFL) and the NFL.I could buy the league lock stock and barrel and still come under the price tag of one NFL

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-68041198237512723652007-07-11T14:45:00.000-05:002007-07-12T12:08:34.812-05:00

WTF? Its not like I am pissed off all the time. May seem like that sometimes but I am a very nice person - just ask around. Once you get on my bad side though...Jerry Jones. Is he completely out to lunch? I mean seriously - Over $1 billion for a new stadium? You would need 30 years to recoup that investment - how old is the guy; 60? I don't know. You do the math.I think he is trying to show me up

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-70333249224285444472007-07-09T11:33:00.000-05:002007-07-09T13:01:02.548-05:00

Ok guys - you all know who I am. Sure I like to jump up and down and froth at the mouth during my beloved Mavs games, but there is more to me than that! Just read the juicy Wikipedia entry about me. I kick ass man. Hell even I forgot I sold garbage bags when I was a kid to pay for new sneakers!Oh that reminds me - got a call yesterday on my new iPhone (Yes, iPhone. I've got Rosie O'Donnell doing

Markhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15810849121885963748noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1455798102093748122.post-83946759876663429922007-07-06T11:03:00.000-05:002007-07-06T11:04:09.974-05:00

This is gonna be fun...

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