Prancing With The Stars...

I have been getting a ton of email this morning about rumors of me joining 'Dancing With The Stars'. Look guys, I told my agent to go out and get some buzz for me - I am tired of making shit up all the time for press all the time. So when he came back to me with this idea ...yeah ok I had a few drinks... it sounded off the chain. My hips don't lie guys. Seriously. If Drexler can do it - so can I. And I think I'm gonna win - I will be the best out there. My agent thinks my moves are a little effeminate, but then again he says I talk effeminate too. Idiot. I should can his ass. I am the most macho guy I know! And this show will prove it!

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ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz... WHA? Huh> Oh hey - how r ya? Haven't made any real headlines lately - just kinda called the Internet dead and thought about buying the Yankees... I know I know, buzz is hard to come by lately. HDNet is kickin' freakin' ass though!! God I love that investment. And I God I love selling my investments too - it's like having sex for the first time, but it isn't - you know? Ahhhhhh! Dropping IceRocket will pay for my low orbit space adventure too. See the tie-in? I know you do.

Hey Sir Richie - got room there on your Virgin? It's my first time! Well - feels like it anyhow.